TMZ is reporting that embattled actor Charlie Sheen is writing a memoir. And reportedly, he’s expecting $10 million for the publishing rights.
So, in order to serve my country and my art, I humbly submit my dedicated and steady hand to assist in crafting Charlie’s magnum opus. I would be will to travel to his tropic locale where he is rumored to be surrounded by porn stars.
Sometimes you gotta suffer for great art!